Andre Diniz embarks on a brand-new musical parody cabaret journey exploring the many reasons NYC can turn you into a much-adored twisted bitch. This time, he focuses on the shenanigans & culture shock he experienced on his move from NYC to L.A., then back to NYC. Joined by the insanely talented special guests Matt Rodriguez & Leo Altafini, the piano stylings of Chris Stephens, & the sensational percussion of Josh Azenberg.

You pay at the door, but you must reserve your tickets at the Don’t Tell Mama links below:

Reserve here for TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2ND

Reserve here for WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3RD

It’s $18 at the door + $20 minimum (must include two drinks) per person. Non-alcoholic drinks count as well. Food menu is available. Did you ask CASH ONLY? Yes, it’s CASH ONLY. Doors open at 6:15 PM. Show starts at 7 PM on both nights. Don’t you dare miss this, hunny. It’s time to embrace your bitchiness!

Conceived, performed, & directed by Andre Diniz. With special guests Matt Rodriguez & Leo Altafini. Book & parody lyrics by Andre Diniz. Music direction by Matt Rodriguez & Chris Stephens. Piano by Chris Stephens. Percussion by Josh Azenberg. Tech Direction by Adam DeCarlo.

Andre Diniz & Matt Rodriguez embark on a brand-new musical parody journey exploring the many reasons NYC can make you lose it and how you can hold on the little bit of sanity you have left. That is before it’s all gone, darlings! With special guest Carlye Messman, the piano stylings of Chris Stephens, and the sensational percussion of Josh Azenberg, this time they’ll dive deep into their pool of addictions hoping to come out as clean as a bootie on a date with a moist toilette!

You pay at the door, but you must reserve your tickets at the Don’t Tell Mama links below:

Reserve here for MONDAY, JANUARY 13th

Reserve here for TUESDAY, JANUARY 14th

It’s $15 at the door + $20 minimum (must include two drinks) per person. Non-alcoholic drinks count as well. Food menu is available. Did you ask CASH ONLY? Yes, it’s CASH ONLY. Doors open at 6:15 PM. Show starts at 7 PM. Don’t you dare miss this, hunny. It’s time to purge your addictions!

Conceived & performed by Andre Diniz & Matt Rodriguez. With special guest Carlye Messman. Book & parody lyrics by Andre Diniz. Music arrangements by Matt Rodriguez & Chris Stephens. Piano by Chris Stephens. Percussion by Josh Azenberg. Tech Direction by Adam DeCarlo.

It’s here, the Advanced Writing Lab sketch show! This is the show for the last level at the Groundlings School! There’ll be lots of insanely hilarious writing with tons of totally nutty characters! Directed by the abominably talented Main Company members Michael Churven & Emily Pendergast. Clearly, you don’t want to miss any of the craziness.

The show is totally free! Isn’t that a kick? If you want a ticket, please email The Groundlings box office at boxoffice@groundlings.com. Let them know you’re seeing me, Andre Diniz, that it’s for the October 9th show, and how many tix you’d like (maximum of two). They will put your name on a Wait List. Names for seating are called in the order people have RSVP’d. Seating is not guaranteed. But the earlier you put your name on the list, the better your chances. Arrive by 7:30 PM. They will call out names at 7:45 PM.

It’s here, the Advanced Writing Lab sketch show, And Just Like Lab! This is the show for the last level at the Groundlings School! There’ll be lots of insanely hilarious writing with tons of totally nutty characters! Directed by the abominably talented Main Company members Michael Churven & Emily Pendergast. Clearly, you don’t want to miss any of the craziness.

The show is totally free! Isn’t that a kick? Now, If you want a ticket, this is very important. Please email The Groundlings box office at boxoffice@groundlings.com. Let them know you’re seeing me, Andre Diniz, that it’s for the August 28th show, and how many tix you’d like (maximum of two). They will put your name on a Wait List. Seating for the Wait List is on a first come, first serve basis. Arrive around 7:30 PM to make sure you get a seat.

Have a broken heart or a full-fledged one with tons of love to give? Come meet each other at this improv show destined to be a matchmaking heaven! Cupid is sure to strike you silly with this crazy group of Groundlings characters. Directed by the passionately talented Main Company member Julian Gant!

$5 cash at the door. First come, first serve. Cupid doesn’t wait for nobody—there’s no late seating.

Rudolph and Hermey have a big improv “yes-and” going on. Hermey asked, “Hey Rudolph, wanna go to the beach?” Rudolph answered, “Yes and let’s bring Andre Diniz with us!” New speedos bought and we’re off to a holiday improv show that’ll knock your stockings off! Directed by the jolly and merry Main Company member Kiel Kennedy!

$5 cash at the door. Don’t be naughty by being tardy cause there’s no late seating. First come, first serve.

No “yes, and” for Chick and Turk! But if you wanna see great Thanksgiving improv fun, this is it! Directed by the astonishingly gifted Groundlings Main Company member Josh Duvendeck, this show will def stuff your belly with joy and laughter! I promise to make Chick and Turk be friends again.

$5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve! Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Introducing my new abs!!! Word has gotten out that improv makes you fit. You work hard & laugh hard, you get hard-as-a-rock abs. I’m proof! Come see my hot improv abs on stage!!! You might have to get in line to touch them afterwards. Directed by the comedically fit as a fiddle Groundlings Sunday Company alumnus Drew Talbert.

The show is $5 cash at the door. First come, first serve. Get there early, hotties!

It’s that time of year to be scared sh&#less! Come get in line behind that scary girl—she’s always there early—to see some horrifyingly hilarious Halloween improv! This group is off the charts! Directed by the insanely talented Groundlings Main Company member, Michael Churven! This is the one you can’t miss.

$5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve. No late seating. If you arrive late, you might as well be a dead ghoul…

Even the most recognized scientists in the world are marveled at how it’s done!!! See it for yourself now! Experience improv’s most exciting format, the Long-Form! A couple of suggestions will send us on an array of intertwined scenes to create a full story! Your brains won’t be able to get enough! Directed by the amazingly talented Crazy Uncle Joe Show director & improv extraordinaire, Brian Palermo!

The show is $5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve. Don’t be late darlings, cause there is no late seating.

For those of you who can’t walk and laugh at the same time, I have a show for you!!! The floor will be slippery with tears from people cracking up, but luckily you’ll be seating! It’ll be an improv night of fun directed by fabulous Groundlings Main Company member, Annie Stertich.

$5 cash-only at the door. Get there early cause it’s first come, first serve at this slippery slippy slip joint!

Batman wanted Robin to be his date, but Robin said he had better things to do. So there you go. He was asking for a slap in the face. COME, COME, COME to my very first sketch comedy show ever. All-new original sketches by me and other super talented actors/writers, directed by the amazing Mad TV writer/producer, Guy Stevenson! It’ll be a slap in my face if you miss it. 🤪👏🏻

Buy your tickets ahead of time in the link below. Scroll all the way to the bottom and you’ll see the show listed. It’s only a measly $5!

https://www.lafilmfestivals.com/tickets

The only thing swimming today will be laughter on your funny face! It’s summer, so put on your shorts & sandals and come to this hilarious, sweaty, sunshiny improv show directed by improv superman Brian Palermo, director of the Crazy Uncle Joe Show at The Groundlings!

It’s $5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve. Be there early, hotties! 😎

This is a true story. This house flipped upside down because its tenants were laughing so much. I was practicing improv there and it just happened. WARNING: Same might happen to you if you come to this bound-to-be hilarious show directed by the Groundlings Sunday Company alumnus, Harmony McElligott

The show is $5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve. So get your butts there early! No late seating.

Come to this bound-to-be hilarious show directed by the Groundlings Sunday Company alumnus, Drew Talbert! It’s time for substitutes to get the attention they deserve! After all, substitute teachers are people too…

The show is $5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve. So get your butts there early! No late seating.

It’s that time to put on your best tutu and come see me and my fellow students from the Advanced Improv Class at the Groundlings make your bellies dance with laughter! This show is directed by the hilarious Sunday Company alumnus, Guy Stevenson!

The show is absolutely FREE! First come, first serve. No late seating. Get there early!

Hey, fruits & vegetables aren’t supposed to be in the same salad! But at this all-out improv show we’ll mix to our hearts’ content! Come see my fruity self throw it down in a show directed by the outrageously funny Sunday Company alumna, Colleen Smith.

$5 cash-only at the door. First come, first serve. No late seating. Get there early!

Yeah, here I am again tearing down the house with my crazy gimmicks in an all-improv show directed by the legendary Main Company alumna, Phyllis Katz! This show will make your cats and dogs roll with laughter!

$5 cash-only at the door. First come, first serve. Get there early!!! No late seating.

Come see me and a few other loonies set the stage on fire with improv in a show directed by Sunday Company alumnus, Navaris Darson!

The show is $5 at the door—cash only.